About Monstro
In real life, I am not a whale.
In fact, I weigh about 200 lbs. which is not
exactly svelte or anything, but still, not whale like.
Did I mention that I'm 5' 1". Just kidding.
That would be funny though, yes?
In real life, I am a father and a
husband; a student pursuing a Ph.D. in American Studies
(I analyze the use of Nazis in American film,
literature, and rhetoric--this is no indication of my
own personal views which are pretty not those of Nazis,
neo or otherwise), and an instructor at two
universities. Sometimes I even get students who
play Warhammer 40k. Some
time around 1988 I went to Dundracon, back when it was
held right across from the Oakland Coliseum. While
walking through that con, I saw that somebody had built
a tank that was two feet high and three feet long.
I said, "wow! 3d Ogre" and I was corrected.
No, not 3d Ogre; Warhammer 40k. It was the scenery
and the warmachines that drew me in. Oh, I
understood that people painted miniatures. I even
painted some, but nothing like this. This was less
game, more art, and believe me, back in those days, it
wasn't much game. And so,
I picked up an army. Orks. Thirteen lead in
a box for fifteen bucks or something. My friends
picked up their armies and pretty soon we were all
battling it out. We even played a game now and
again.
It wasn't long before I
realized that I would never paint miniatures like White
Dwarf. It just wasn't going to happen. Since
that time, I've gotten better, and also, I've stopped
playing Orks, but that's not really the point (I am
still god awful slow at painting and in 18 years haven't
managed to get a single army painted). Even as
early as when we first started playing, I was trying to
recreate that first board. It was like a fallen
Parthenon or something, cut down the middle of a dirt
field peppered with craters by fallen arches and a stone
foundation. Man, it was cool. I bought
plastic flowers and spread them around the board.
I built walls out of dominoes, rivers out of bluebacked
playing cards. I strung out bands of tin foil and
coiled them up like sections of razorwire. I glued
cotton across rings for gas grenades. I may not
have had the capacity to paint my miniatures like white
dwarf, but I sure as hell could make their scenery.
Eventually I got tools to match the talent. Now,
its almost two decades later
What does experience mean, I
guess, is an important question. The truth is
that, as with painting, there are people who are just
born with an eye for making scenery and that's fine.
I think I have that eye. But it means nothing if
you don't have a few other skills that are just as
important. You need a skull the size of your
thumb. What kind of instinct tells you where to
find that? You need to know how to make foam core
easier to cut. Trial and error my friends. I
have eighteen years of trial and error.
So that's me, I suppose.
Enough of an explanation for most people as far as the
business end is concerned. I suppose I could add,
maybe should add, that I think of my work as art.
I like making it, but I don't like making it routine.
There's a challenge to this, that's what I'm going for.
Now, this is a business so I appreciate customers and
all that, but seriously don't feel bad just looking
around; I appreciate feedbacks on fans without the
desire to buy just as much as the fans who want me to
build them a table. Oh,
and I've got a link to
my
miniatures (in case you are interested). None
are for sale. Sorry. They take me between 4
and 5 hours to paint and so I would just be losing money
if I sold one. |