Custom
Orders
A
little more $$ than Ebay but you get to call the shots!
Custom Order Gallery
Praetorian/bloodletter Hills and bunkers
Space
Wolf ice world
River
and Bridge for fantasy
Tau
City
Two
Eldar Pieces
Imperial Bunker
Imperial
city
Things To consider
Prices
Ebay v. Custom Orders
What To Order
How To Order
How
Not To Order (read before contacting me, please)
Boards
Waiting
List
I
Reserve the Right
Customer Reassurances
Standard Price List (read my
prices section first, please)
Ever wanted to be a patron?
Having artists relying on you, financially, and
therefore obligated not only to make you great looking
things, but also items that proclaim your glory to the
whole world. Well, in the tradition of the Estes and
Ariosto, Augustus Caesar and Virgil, Mr. Burnes and
Homer, I am willing to offer my services to you for a
price. Yes, my artistic integrity is up for sale. Not
only that but I'm willing to lend my vision to you (well
not lend, more like sell really, but hey...).
I never really figured I'd do
custom orders, but then people started asking. So, I've
done a few. I've found that a lot more thought goes
into a custom order, extra attention which I think shows
in the final product. I'm a firm believer that scenery
looks better when there's a story behind it, and
well...it's hard to put a story behind generic scenery
when you don't know what kind of table it will be going
on, who will be fighting on that table, or who they will
be fighting against. I have nothing against generic
scenery, but the difference between a rock wall and a
rock wall adorned with the heads of your enemies is
immeasurable. Anyway...
You can contact me for custom
orders by emailing me
here!
Please no attachments until we've talked.
Prices
I price on an individual
basis. There is no set "price list" because each of my
items is unique and incredibly dependent on context.
Some hills are easier to make than others, and they are
all different sizes. Also, the prices differ if you buy
more of one kind of thing than if I have to go through
the labor just to make one item. Other factors of price
include whether I have parts on hand, whether I can get
parts for cheap, the amount of labor involved, whether
it's Winter here in Massachusetts and I have to figure
out how to get resin to dry in -5 degree temperatures.
In other words, you contact me, we talk, we settle on a
price, and I begin building.
If all this sounds a little too
up in the air for you, I have included sample prices on
my gallery page, and a
relatively standard price list
at
numerous points on this page. In regards to the
gallery, I've listed prices under the picture that I
would generally charge to make that thing for you. That
price goes down obviously if I make a whole bunch of
things that are alike, or if I'm working in a theme (say
like an ice world or something).
Ebay v. Custom Orders
Well, the advantage to Ebay is
that you can occasionally get a single item for less
than it would cost to custom order it. My custom prices
begin at what I would normally charge for a "Buy It Now"
price and are then reduced based off the volume and
theme of the sale. So, the starting bid is normally
lower than what I would charge to custom build it.
Also, with Ebay, the item is made when it goes up for
auction. If you win the auction, you can have the item
the next day, assuming that you're willing to pay for
that shipping option. Custom orders take between a week
and two for standard item. A "board" will
generally take a month.
The disadvantage to Ebay is
that I don't give volume discounts. The best you can
hope for is combined shipping, and that will probably
only save you a couple of dollars. I generally only
sell "worlds" on Ebay if I think that the main parts
won't sell outside of context. For things like an Ice
World, I sell the parts separately because I know that
they will sell, that they will make money, and bottom
line, because this is a business.
If on the other hand, you order
an ice world, you do get a discount. Also, you can
expect to have some kind of artistic control over what I
make for you. If you want an ice city, chances are I
will never make one for Ebay, but I will custom build it
for you at your suggestion. Also, CUSTOM built means
that the stuff is made for you; no more generic
buildings. The barracks are painted in your colors, the
flag poles carry your standards, and the poles are
adorned with the heads of your enemies. For Ebay I am
forced to make scenery that will sell to anybody.
Occasionally I might make an Ork building, but I
certainly don't make buildings for Ork players who
generally fight Tau; my market would be too small.
What To Order
Order whatever you
like. I can make it, and if I can't, I'll let you
know. However, the best way to order scenery is to get
some idea of what you want. Think of it like getting a
haircut. You hand the person a picture and say, "I want
a haircut like that." Well, that works for this too.
If you say, I want Hoth, I'll make Hoth. If you say, I
want a complex that looks like Doom 3, or scenery from
the cruise ship in The Fifth Element, or whatever, let
me know. Pictures help. Video clips ditto. Hell, even
just a few words. "I want a hive world," will get me
more in sync with you and what you want.
Keep in mind, you
don't have to have everything necessarily planned out.
If you only have a partial idea of what you'd like, I'm
willing to help you out with suggestions and ideas--all
of which you can either take or leave.
I recommend that
when thinking about the scenery you want built, you
might want to think about the "standard" scenery
pieces. What do you want the hills to look like? Do
you want things that aren't hills that will count as
hills (like alien structures or giant pipeline
terrain)? What about forests? In a world I'm currently
building, the "trees" of the forest scenery are actually
made up of alien tentacles of creatures that are sort of
floating above the ground. It counts as a forest,
though it looks very little like the traditional
temperate forests of Warhammer Fantasy.
...Or I can make
the standard forests, hills, walls, rivers, and
buildings. No problem either way.
How To Order
I prefer to start
business relationships through
email. In other words,
I don't just want to list my phone number on the web
page. Sorry about the paranoia. I would give out my IM
thing, except that I never use it, and so it would be
pretty useless. Basically, I check my email four or
five times a day so you can be pretty sure that I'll get
back to you.
How Not To Order
Ahem...how do I
say this? I do this because I have a skill and
because I enjoy doing it and because if I just made
scenery for myself, my wife would probably eventually
scream, "Enough!" In other words, my baby eats
whether you contract me to build a city or not. I
like 40k, I like helping other 40k players out, I want
to make your boards look better, and all that, but
seriously, please don't email me attempting to lowball
me. I'm not casting an entire Hirst Arts board for
you for $100.
Also, I get a
custom order about once a week. I will NOT be
making scenery for you which you "will buy if you like
it." Basically, that's insulting. I'm not
making things for you unless I have some guarantees
(generally half up front) that the scenery has a buyer.
If you want me to
quote you a price, I would be happy to quote you a
price. If you want me to send you an official
invoice through Paypal, I will be happy to do so, but
please consider this for what it is: a negotiation
taking place between two strangers.
Lastly, most
emails to me start with, "I was wondering if you could
build..." The answer is most likely, "yes."
But I've noticed that, after I say yes, a lot of people
stop emailing me. I assume that this is because
I'm not answering your question to your satisfaction.
Two things, before I make anything there's generally a
dialogue of about 2 or 3 volleys of emails and possibly
a phone call. That's just part of my getting what
you want straight. Second, if you want specific
information (how much will this cost? how long
will it take?) just ask. I can be a bit thick at
times, and may miss the point of your email if you don't
come right out and say it.
Boards
My most common
order is for boards. A board generally means that
I will cover half to all of the board with scenery.
Sometimes its as simple as "City Fight board".
Other times, it can be as specific as: hills here, two
forest plates, a bunker, and a river. Either way,
I generally am making a continuous thing to go on top of
a board. The poles in the hills match the poles in
the town. Essentially, even if I can break it down
into say 4 or 5 parts, it's simply not the same as
making 4 or 5 parts. Also, it's never just
4 or 5 parts. Walls get poles. Bunkers need
reactors. You can set a board down and aside from
putting a green felt mat underneath, you won't need
anything else to play a game that drops your friend's
jaws.
As I've said
elsewhere, boards generally take a month (and sometimes
longer) to build. I do not start building until I
receive the first half of the payment. After two
weeks, I will send out pictures of what I've got so far.
If you don't like those pictures, or if, for whatever
reason, you don't feel satisfied with the work, I will
refund your money at that point. It's not a huge
deal for me; I'll just sell it on Ebay.
Waiting List
Because I want to
be fair to my customers, I do not take on more than two
custom orders at a time. If this means that you
have to take your business elsewhere, I understand.
I can only say that I am worth the wait and when I get
started on your job, I won't be distracted by 10
other jobs. If you contact me to commission a
board, say, and I'm backed up, I will let you know where
I am on the waiting list and how long it will probably
be until I get to you. As of now, it costs nothing
to be on the waiting list.
I Reserve The Right
I reserve the right to put
pictures up on my website of any and/or all things that
I make. I generally ask my custom order
customers if they would volunteer to serve as
references. If you say yes, you may get emails
from people asking about the experience of working with
Monstro. If you say no, I won't bother you again.
Customer Reassurances
I realize that all this sounds
well and fine, but that in reality, I'm some guy in
Massachusetts and I'm saying I won't work a lick until I
receive half the money up front. What
reassurances, I assume you are asking, do you have that
this isn't a scam, or that I'm not just going to take
your money and run. I list a lot of things I've
tried to do to offer my customers protection, all of
which is listed at the bottom of my
Integrity page. Which also gives a brief
synopsis of my business ethic.
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